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Madbrush
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Well guys, I had little to do today, or should I say what I did have to do I just couldn't be bothered with, so since I've realised that Gummy bears don't just come in the post willy nilly, I decided to go in search of them so I got in my made my way to @Lion-Art 's shop in Goes, the Netherlands, I actually took the wrong road but I managed to find my way by simply sniffing out those gummy bears and following the direction of the smell, that was a huge success and within seconds I found myself at Lions front door, I stepped inside and "WOW" I couldn't believe all the cool stuff that was in there, there was some airbrush stuff too.
After having a good look around (recon mission to find where the bears were at) I purchased a few things I needed, like some E-tac paints and nozzle and needle for my Micron, but being the clever bastard what I am I asked for all of these items one by one, so each time Lion walked away from his counter I grabbed a full box of gummy bears from under the counter (cos that's where they were at) and placed them quickly into my car which was strategically parked right outside the front door, anyway, by the time I was ready to leave I had about eight boxes in the car, and I got a few packs as a gift because I bought an eraser costing about €1 something, when we were done I got into my car started the drive home, I journey which would normally take about one hour and ten minutes, but I would assume that due to the extra weight of the micron needle actually took about two and a half hours.
On the way home I devoured a whole box of those bears and I have to say despite wanting to vomit violently at this moment by the time I got to my own front door my finger had miraculously completely healed up, even my wife couldn't believe it, she slammed the door shut on it just see if it was true, and other than barfing all over her new Sunday best blouse I never felt a thing so as you can gather I had a great day.
@matty171 I don't know how to tell this mate but Lion showed me some very compromising photos of your' Micron making out with a mysterious and very beautiful Olympos, I can't post the pictures here because the scene was just too disgusting, so bad in fact that the very sight of them would even cure @jagardn 's terrible addiction, these photos are being kept on record in case your' micron suffers any more neglect, if this happens they will be posted on Facebook and twitter as well on huge bill boards at each end of your street so that even your neighbours will know the horrors that happen in that house of yours
OH!!! and to finish off a great day, some very exciting news, my wife and I are having a baby which will be delivered in a couple of weeks by Lion, yes as well as being a very accomplished artist and a huge hunk of cuddly teddy bear, he is also a gynaecologist, who would have thought?, I held the baby in my hand today and I can tell you all he's in very good health and has absolutely no balance issues at all as I had first suspected, we haven't decided what to call him yet but my wife suggested naming him after me, but I said no there is no way I am calling my baby "Bastard" when the baby arrives he will be loved and cherished and he will be fed nothing but fresh E-tac efx, no breast feeding with this one, I was breast fed, actually I still am, it's hard to see the telly sometimes
@Squishy I would have sent you some of those bears but being a law abiding citizen (when it suits me) I refuse to send animals through the post
After having a good look around (recon mission to find where the bears were at) I purchased a few things I needed, like some E-tac paints and nozzle and needle for my Micron, but being the clever bastard what I am I asked for all of these items one by one, so each time Lion walked away from his counter I grabbed a full box of gummy bears from under the counter (cos that's where they were at) and placed them quickly into my car which was strategically parked right outside the front door, anyway, by the time I was ready to leave I had about eight boxes in the car, and I got a few packs as a gift because I bought an eraser costing about €1 something, when we were done I got into my car started the drive home, I journey which would normally take about one hour and ten minutes, but I would assume that due to the extra weight of the micron needle actually took about two and a half hours.
On the way home I devoured a whole box of those bears and I have to say despite wanting to vomit violently at this moment by the time I got to my own front door my finger had miraculously completely healed up, even my wife couldn't believe it, she slammed the door shut on it just see if it was true, and other than barfing all over her new Sunday best blouse I never felt a thing so as you can gather I had a great day.
@matty171 I don't know how to tell this mate but Lion showed me some very compromising photos of your' Micron making out with a mysterious and very beautiful Olympos, I can't post the pictures here because the scene was just too disgusting, so bad in fact that the very sight of them would even cure @jagardn 's terrible addiction, these photos are being kept on record in case your' micron suffers any more neglect, if this happens they will be posted on Facebook and twitter as well on huge bill boards at each end of your street so that even your neighbours will know the horrors that happen in that house of yours
OH!!! and to finish off a great day, some very exciting news, my wife and I are having a baby which will be delivered in a couple of weeks by Lion, yes as well as being a very accomplished artist and a huge hunk of cuddly teddy bear, he is also a gynaecologist, who would have thought?, I held the baby in my hand today and I can tell you all he's in very good health and has absolutely no balance issues at all as I had first suspected, we haven't decided what to call him yet but my wife suggested naming him after me, but I said no there is no way I am calling my baby "Bastard" when the baby arrives he will be loved and cherished and he will be fed nothing but fresh E-tac efx, no breast feeding with this one, I was breast fed, actually I still am, it's hard to see the telly sometimes
@Squishy I would have sent you some of those bears but being a law abiding citizen (when it suits me) I refuse to send animals through the post