Hello at last!!!
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ah the palet trolley or "pump trolley" often overlooked when it comes to lifting due to its very low ground clearance....I would love one of them beasts!
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have you seen those inflatable jacks, my friend had one its a bag you put under the car connect a pipe to exhaust pipe switch on ignition and WHAAAMMMMMMY! you got liftage
Squishy
Queen Clown Slayer
Jacktastic Adam!!!!
Squishy
Queen Clown Slayer
Hey Trish, nice work on the thousand! The first time I realized you were a lass was when u sent your 'eye' entry in, I couldn't believe it. It's just been fun watching everybody else flip out! Dont know why we assume that every newcomer is a geezer?
Anyway I have to say thanks so much for your contributions and for helping make the forum into what it is! There's only a handful of thousanders this far and u each deserve to be recognized
Thank you!!!
Cheers Mitch! This forum is awesome, just glad to be a member, had so much help from here, and hope to give some of it back!
ranhalen - "awesome squish,,, great writing,, and in my eyes your work is great, i have always liked your work and would like to see more...."
Right back at you ran , your work is awesome and you make me laugh til I cry, you're the man!
Squishy
Queen Clown Slayer
Us Hampshire hogs are top prime quality specimens. Specimens of what, I'm not quite sure Lol! Still got plenty of life frittering to do to catch up with you ad, you crack me up. Does this mean we're "special" now we're in the 1000 club LOL!
Squishy
Queen Clown Slayer
From an amazing artist such as yourself, that means a lot, thanks Ignis!
Hey I have two of those at work , One lifts up to 5 ton and the other is only a little 2.5 ton one.
But this is my favorite jack of all....
It will lift a train
Squishy
Queen Clown Slayer
Why thank you m'lady LOL LOL LOL. I think you were one of the few who realised I was a bird. Talking of birds, fur master, how about some feathers?
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drooool, I can only imagine the fun I could have jacking with that behemoth! on the world of jacking I truly believe I would be untouchable.Hey I have two of those at work , One lifts up to 5 ton and the other is only a little 2.5 ton one.
But this is my favorite jack of all....View attachment 7425
It will lift a train
I'm just imagining now......sitting at home.....catching up with the latest episodes of jeremy kyle.....jeremy had got some dregs on his stage which he is shouting at in a self righteous manner......when the phone gos....the jack phone.....its a red one like in old school batman....I answer....uhuh ....yup...I understand commissioner schlotfeld....uhuh....ill be right there......
ken schlotfeld ceo of badger airbrushes had got a palet load of patriots he needs moving from one side if the factory to the other....I fire up the powr riser 2..... 200 tonne version (slight overkill but hey this is hollywood) jump on and burn of into the sunset heading for chicago.....end credits start rollin.....(bon jovi) I'm going dooooowwwwnn on a blaze of gloooorrraaaayyyyyy!.......
cough cough sorry squish.....where you saying something......something about 1000th post?
Seamonkey
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maybe some time soon, for you little lady!! i have another indian with another headress to do......... or wait i have a better one for you!!! this will make you and micron happy!!! give me a couple of weeks!!
But first you have to give it a killer paint job and a kick ass name like the jackanator to the jack mobile , Than you have to call yourself Jack man and have a side kicked name jack repair monkey , An of course we have to have an evil villain name evil mega-tonnage , the plot you have works except mega tonnage is trying to over load the jack mobile and stop the delivery of the airbrushes to badger and head them to his evil layer in Somerset,Ky.....LMAO this is going to be a new best selling box office hit movie... I can see it now.
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or at the very least one hell of a revenge thread jack...
I have the Tar
they go well with feathers makes them stick on better.. Oh it has been years since I got to tar and feather anyone... this will be like old times...Happy happy
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maybe hugh jackman could take the lead role.....our maybe that guy in pirates of the caribbean who plays jack sparrow.........only one person for the evil villain.....jack nicholson
Hmm Johnny Depp aka Jack Sparrow would be a good actor to play the lead and Hell yes Jack Nicholson to play the villain,,
Seamonkey
Air-Valve Autobot!
jack black could be the funny man!!
jack daniels will be the drink of course.
jack and jill will be the love story that never was meant to be!!
jack be nimble could be the get away driver!!
jackie chan could be the asian, every film has to have one!!
jack the ripper could be the surprise ending for killing the super hero!!
jack hanna will play ace ventura!!
jack Johnson will do the sountrack......
but jack white (white stripes) will crash the party with an icky thump!!
jack frost will be nipping at their toes!!
Jackie Gleeson will say "to the Moon, alice"!!
jack nicklaus will hit the golf ball!!
jack lemon is one of the grumpy old men!!
and last but not least.......Jack-o-lantern will light the way!!
AND IM DONE, LOL!!
jack daniels will be the drink of course.
jack and jill will be the love story that never was meant to be!!
jack be nimble could be the get away driver!!
jackie chan could be the asian, every film has to have one!!
jack the ripper could be the surprise ending for killing the super hero!!
jack hanna will play ace ventura!!
jack Johnson will do the sountrack......
but jack white (white stripes) will crash the party with an icky thump!!
jack frost will be nipping at their toes!!
Jackie Gleeson will say "to the Moon, alice"!!
jack nicklaus will hit the golf ball!!
jack lemon is one of the grumpy old men!!
and last but not least.......Jack-o-lantern will light the way!!
AND IM DONE, LOL!!
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just wanted to throw this In here
