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Discussion in 'Open Bar!' started by afterdark, Jun 26, 2017.


  1. Mr.Micron

    Mr.Micron Royal pain in the air hose Admin

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    Vampire :D no reflection hates sunlight Yeah Vampire ... :D
    a towel ? just lick your fingers clean :D or just come on over and I will lick em clean for ya :D
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    I don't have a sack for nuts, but I hear you can make them into a nice pair of earrings, which would be a handy place to keep em.
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!!!!!!!!
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    Mr.Micron Royal pain in the air hose Admin

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    I am with you on that one ...
    I guess asking if she wants a pearl necklace it out being she is happy with nuts as ear rings LOL

    Would you call those teabag earrings ?
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    Creating those pearls might be difficult if the nuts are already hanging from her ears:sour: I've made myself queasy now and I have a feeling a cup of tea isn't going help any now, nor will the chocolate fingers I got in specially for the tea:(

    Isn't it mental that there are some thoughts you just can't unthink?:depressed:
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    LMAO yes somethings you can not un-think, un-see , un-say(type) but thankfully you can un-do double barrel sling shots so you can use them :D
    Oh and you was suppose to give her the pearl necklace prior to her using your nuts as earrings LOL
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    Don't get me started on chocolate fingers....
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    I think its about time @Seamonkey jacked this thread...... HIJACKED, I MEANT HIJACKED :oops:
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    You all are nuckin' futs!!!


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    "when good mods go bad" lollol
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    images (5).jpg when you cant get a taco...
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    That's not normal?
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    only if you are a teenager !
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    Just went outside, turned around 3 times, spat and cursed trying to invoke the monkey from high up top the mango tree.
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    Poor Monkey man has been out of touch so long that he had to go sign up for Thread Hijacking 101 the Basics :(
    I blame that weak ass Fireball junk he has switched to LOL
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    the monkey has been spotted in the vicinity :ninja:
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    Yes he read that he missed out on testing your new car while it was on the ship so he figured he would pop on over and see for him self :D
    Oh and sorry to say your tires are on the same ship that bought you car around the cape
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    so its all starting to make sense, I've got problems with a stiff gearstick, it doesn't want to go in when it should. I should have known @Seamonkey was involved somehow. I bet he's put monkey poo in my gearbox o_O
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    I would say that is a safe bet .. He shows up and monkey poo everywhere ...
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    Probably over tightened monkey nuts.;)

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