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Discussion in 'Open Bar!' started by JackEb, Aug 10, 2018 at 2:22 AM.


  1. Malky

    Malky Pencil Pushing Protagonist Very Likeable!

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    Soon you're also going to need some wet wipes and a towel, because when we're done with you you'll be having to clean snot and coffee off of your computer screen and keyboard:eek:

    TIP: Those who know me well have one of those plastic rubbery cover thingies over their keyboards, @Mr.Micron tried wearing a full face mask before even logging on but he soon found that to be counter productive, although he still occasionally has to clean snot out of his beard so you might want to unmask and shave before future visits, we are all about safety here as you well know.

    Well, it's time to go shopping now, I'm going fetch me a nice piece of lamb, I shall eat his livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti:thumbsup:
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  2. JackEb

    JackEb The Dragon Hunter Staff Member Admin Very Likeable!

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    Start whistling along
    ....
    Sheep Sheep
    Diddy wop
    Cumma Cumma
    Wang dang


    .....

    Hey! Where’s @Jurien72, he’s good with songs ! Someone go check out the truck stops !
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    Mr.Micron Royal pain in the air hose Admin

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    It is funny how those great madbrush moments are still happening , But it seems it only happens with coffee,,,, I have yet to have a madbrush moment while drinking my shine:D

    Dah pretty sheep around the world
    Got a weird thing to show you,
    So tell all the boys and girls.
    Tell your brother, your sister
    And mama too, cause they’re
    About to go down
    And you’ll know just what to do.
    Wave your hands in the air
    Like you don’t care, glide by
    The People as they start to look and stare.
    Do you sheep, do your sheep quick
    Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s
    The Word, ah – sheep up,
    Everybody say when you hear the call
    You got to get it underway,
    sheep up, it’s the code word,
    No matter where you say it,
    You’ll know that you’ll be heard.
    Now all you sucker. D.J.’s
    Who think you’re fly
    There’s got to be a reason
    And we know the reason why.
    And act real cool
    But you got to realise
    That you’re acting like fools.
    If there’s music we can use it
    We need to dance.
    We don’t have that time
    For psychological romance
    No romance
    No romance
    No romance for me mama
    Come on baby tell me what’s the word.
    Ah – sheep up,
    Everybody say when you hear the call
    You got to get it underway.
    Dial “S” for Sheep...
    Come on, all you people say...
    sheep up – sheep up
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    Malky Pencil Pushing Protagonist Very Likeable!

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    Water sheep down:thumbsup: hell yeah

    As I awoke this morning, at nearly quarter till
    I found a sheep just resting, his chin upon my sill
    As he stood there bleating, and clearly full of lull
    I quickly closed my window, and crushed his effing skull....

    Now that may sound quite cruel, since he gave at least whirl
    but my time was badly wasted, cos they should have sent a girl:(
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    SiRoxx Party Boy UK Style Very Likeable!

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    This will now be in head all day. Damn that Cameo!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    jord001 Air-Valve Autobot!

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    Dunno if it's true but I heard that the old back legs in the welly's trick has gone out of fashion and now they lie the sheep on their backs so they can kiss em too.

    Lee
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    Malky Pencil Pushing Protagonist Very Likeable!

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    It's true, but mainly because it's hard to find decent wellies these days, and the sheeps like to be kissed, they hate being treated like one night stands so that you just have your way and move on, I've even had one ask me for a cigarette, I did oblige but I wondered afterwards if that could construed as cruelty to animals, I hope not, I'm just like thato_O
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    Too funny
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    basepaint Air-Valve Autobot! Very Likeable!

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    No it's so his balls can lay on a nice soft tail!:whistling::whistling:;)
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    There's that too:thumbsup:
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