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Discussion in 'The OC Challenge!' started by JackEb, Feb 3, 2016.
Did squishy put you up to that with that gutter mind of her's
, yeah, she's rubbing off on me. she's a bad influence
WE HAVE OUR FIRST OFFICIAL SIGHTING.... and he / she is a good looking beast.
Sightings wont be put up in the village square until the 1st May, that way people wont think that the one they've been looking at the longest is the true lost dragon of OAF.
I've spotted one, just got to track it down now before I get flambé 'd.
by all reports Flambé 'd squishy doesn't smell like roses !!
And it goes poorly if she releases the rose gas at the wrong time...
Flambé 'd squishy smells of toasted marshmallows, which happens to be a dragon fave. Getting chased by a bunch of dragons does cause a certain rose scented emittence, but the overtones of Turkish delight distract them enough that they start accidentally flaming each other. Then I can dive into a rose garden and hide til they've gone. I'll leave you to guess where I stick the roses to blend in.
I nearly snorted coffee out of my nose, you really should take up writing story books.. !
Hey now @Squishy - I gotta ask, seeing your paint pal, just what are you breeding there in you wee Fyfedom...?
Well, by all accounts those dragons are a randy bunch. ( Another reason I leg it away from them emitting my particular odour, you DON'T want to get one of those horny beasts after you, they don't understand 'not tonight dear I've got a headache') So I reckon they've been schmoozing up to anything that will let them, They aren't fussy, and cats will twitch their tail suggestively - hence the hybrid.
Yup.... pussy hussy.... gotta watch them... I'm surprised it has fur thought, do they breathe fire or just fart smoke?
Both, they're multi talented, and if you train em' you can get 'em to fart smoke rings and blow fire through them. The fur is fine, apparently it is flame retardant. They are a favourite with poachers who can apparently sell the hides for exorbitant amounts to blokes who annoy their wives and get their nuts roasted on a regular basis, they make them into protective pouches. Fortunately the big dragons have cottoned on and now poach the poachers, and have them on muffins with a hollandaise sauce,. Poached poacher benedict.
Oooooh, that sounds yummy... lightly roasted, rare and wriggly...
I hear dragon screams, they're close ..... I hope I've got my flame resistant undies on the right way round
I hear the men with the white coats and butterfly nets off in the distance....boy I hope they have on there flame proof undies!!!
Men in white coats are no match for dragon hunters on a mission.
TO the men in white coats..."Please step aside, we are professionals... you are not equipped to deal with this situation..."
Guys I'm not sure its the dragon they're after, its the possibly less than sane hunters they have in their sights. If any of them offer you a new coat with funny straps on it, just dribble politely, say "wibble" and tell them you'll have to ask your husband (or wife), whist indicating the dragon, and I think they will leave you alone. Either that or while the dragon is eating them you can sneak up and bag your beast.
Use the white coats as decoys I say, they have no reason to be at a dragon hunt with their silly butterfly nets !
If we can paint ball the white coats, they may look like wrapped chocolates and distract the dragons long enough for one or two of them to be bagged !!